Let's understand my language

These entries are just a few of the many funny things that happen in my world. First, if you are opposed to reading the word "retarded".. please understand that this word in my vocabulary means funny or odd. I am not bagging on your sister. I am not trying to be insensitive to handicapped people. I love your handicapped sister. I do. I just like using the word. Secondly, if you have a hard time with the word "hell", please visit another website that will explain to you exactly where we all might end up. Now that those items are officially out of the way... Let's talk about my dirty laundry.